ALSO THE ATVS!!

HERE’S THE THING. Godaddy fucked up all my Windows-livin’ sites yesterday (that’d be this one, plinko.net, and 404lab.com, for those of you keeping track), and they’re mostly back now. I may have yelled at them this morning. Super-frustrating, dudes, but now I am back to talk to you. This weekend nearly killed us in the best way possible. Friday night ...

hot 100 and razzmatazz (rug burn)

GUYS. Miguel has a flat tire I threw up at the Mall of America You’d think I’d be crabby today, but I’m pretty sure that’s impossible. As for Miguel, he has run-flat tires, and apparently that means I can drive 150 more miles on them before actually getting them fixed. Since I can only go that far at 50mph, though, ...

goat in a basket

Dear Wendy, this review is specially for you. Product: Noxzema Bikini Shaver Price: $1.99 for a pack of three, at Target Pros: Works really well! Has a little comby thing so you don’t cut your hooha! Is funny when you leave the package on your boyfriend’s kitchen counter for a week! Cons: Falls through the razor rack in the shower ...

bakin’, bacon

Holiday cookin’ plans: pumpkin scones (tonight, for Matt’s parents when they arrive) dates with blue cheese and walnuts (for Thanksgiving at my parents’ and Matt’s) New York cheesecake with sour cream and cherries on top (for dessert on Thanksgiving: PARENTAL SUMMIT) pecan pie with bourbon (for Matt on Thanksgiving) cranberry-pecan bread (for this weekend) cornbread stuffing with bacon, apples, and ...