i think i forgot a lot here.

Oh man, I’m resorting to list-format again, but it’s been a week. A week! I’d be typing all day. 1 Monday and Tuesday were lots of cookie deliveries. I thought it would suck but I loved it. I got a tour of Sean’s work at the printing company. I saw photos of creepy dudes who hit on Adrianne. I went ...

authority figures love me

I was happily oversleeping this morning when my cats all sprung off the bed and went running for a buzzing noise at the door. It took me forever to realize it was my little door buzzer, which nobody ever uses, because normal people KNOCK. I considered not answering, because why was someone in my building without me letting them in, ...

i finally own a gun.

I’m going to try to do this fast before I pass out! The cookie fundraiser is a success! This weekend, we baked 300 dozen cookies and raised $1,300 for breast cancer research. I’m proud of our team. It was really hard work, and totally worth it. Today we all converged on Robin‘s monstrous, pimped-out kitchen and baked like maniacs. Wendy ...

not the daily beet.

Dearest Everyone, I cut through the lobby of the federal courthouse every day on the way to Sister Sludge in the skyway (Dunn Brothers requires walking 3 blocks in the freezingess, no thank you). I have discovered that the federal courthouse has the highest concentration of men wearing colorful bowties in the known universe. If you have a thing for ...