I have only one thing to say to you guys today. MEET MY SQUID. Now, go read about why I made him. Based on some comments about him today, I’m considering selling more of him as a fundraiser, as either a custom-made cozy, stuffed toy, or cat toy. Are you down? Because I am. He’s the cutest squid ever. Well, ...

As Claudia says: Hey ho! (To which you respond, “Are you calling me a ho?”) Sooo, the best weekend ever. Again. Friday night, Cindi, Matt, Wendy, Stephanie and I convened at Grumpy’s for pregame entertainment and to meet Cindi’s cousin Josh and his wife from Fargo. They were extremely awesome, and this made their Sioux-fandom partially forgivable. We caravaned over ...

GUYS I AM BACK AGAIN ALREADY BECAUSE I AM TOO EXCITED TO FOCUS ON ANYTHING So, last night was my first broomball game ever. I am not very good at broomball yet, and I discovered it’s hard to remember all the rules when you’re out there running around. Especially offsides, dammit, which is funny because that’s the one I notice ...

Reason #568 my friends rule: me: know what’s awesome?wendy: everything? I used to feel bad for perpetually unhappy people, but having spent much time amongst a very positive, upbeat crowd (people who suffer the same setbacks and problems as everyone else on earth, just deal with them differently), I now just find dissatisfaction frustrating. That’s because having the best life ...