TIME is BRAIN

Dudes, Wendy is going to shave her head if she hits her fundraising goal for the 3Day. Please help her get there, because it will be the greatest thing of all time. Last night, I made manymany truffles for an Etsy order, and then we did some experimenting that resulted in liquor-filled variations, including Grand Marnier and Goldschlager (I fear ...

SERIOUSLY GUYS I’M AWESOME AT SPORTS

It’s sunny and almost 80 degrees outside! I am dying of being indoors! Also, there’s a pile of wet gum on my desk. I’ll get to that in a minute. On Monday night, we fixed the bed. This was a more complicated process than it sounds, because it involved a bunch of metal screws and perhaps even some superglue. We ...

stadium cups

Everyone is in a fantastically excellent mood for a very dreary Monday, dudes. Or maybe I’m just projecting? You know what I’m too sleepy to do? Write about my insanely awesome weekend. Since I provided many photos, though, I’m going to steal freely from los muchachos mios: here are Wendy’s and Matt’s synopses, both more eloquent than mine would be ...

the brain is the only organ that hates crime!

HEY GUYS IT’S NO-PANTS FRIDAY. I’m unfortunately 100% pantsed at the moment, but that could change at any time. On Wednesday, thanks to Boobylicious Trivia II, I reached the halfway point in my fundraising. I’d obviously like to aim higher than $3,000, but I think I’ll try to get there first! After work, I went to the eye doctor. I ...