Dear Friends:
Lest you ever question that the midwest is the place where all the cool shit happens, I give you proof: Sever’s Corn Maze. Heather and I attended this farming wonder yesterday, and it was everything I expected and more. Where else can you pay to get lost in an eight-foot-tall cornfield, eat cheese curds while sitting on haybales (and consequently get hay stuck all over your ass, and tell me that’s not hot), watch pigs race, get a henna tattoo, watch the Vikings game, scale the climbing wall, slingshot pumpkins, pet a kangaroo, and ride a camel? That’s right. Only at the corn maze.
The line to get in was, like, five miles long. Seriously.
Corn Maze Band. You can find them next to the Mini Donuts stand.
Pigs. Racing.
Exotic animals 1 and 2
Exotic animal 3
Exotic animal 4
Exotic animal 5
Exotic animal 6 (rideable)
Exotic animal 7 samples my girlfriend
A view from the inside.
Dude, I found Sever!
My submission to the coloring contest. He’s not doing rock hands, he was in a combine accident. Sever, get it?
Jenni