Today I’m having my own private Confidential To: episode.
To _____: Girl, did you realize your life was going to become movie material overnight? You’re my new hero, which is funny coming from someone who usually finds herself on the wrong side of the law. Can’t wait to see your ass on CNN. To _____: Very close quarters + very warm office = No excuse for not showering and changing ones’ clothes daily. Please, for the love of all that is good. You’re killing us. To _____: I just finished reading the Best American Nonrequired Reading 2003, edited by the esteemed Mr. Eggers, and I think there’s something in there you need to check out. Get yourself a copy. Open to page 222. See the story entitled, I’ll Try Anything With a Detached Air of Superiority? Study it carefully, and think. To _____: A really good friend is someone who’s still talking to you after you get drunk on self-loathing and vomit your issues all over them. You’re never getting rid of me, you know. Jenni