PETA n Me

Dear Friends:

Further proof that I’m stuck in the mindset of a 12-year-old:

I’m crabby because I had to dress up for work today. There are important types around, the kind of people who like to maintain the illusion that developers can both write code and coordinate colors and fabrics1. That also means I have to keep my shoes on, my feet on the floor, and my language clean. Dammit.

But I wore a suede shirt, so I’m just waiting for PETA to bust down the door and douse me with paint, and then I’ll have a good reason to go home.

I’m the girl with the plan.
Jenni

1 Developers other than me, I mean. I happen to know that camel2 suede and brown velvet go together just fine, thank you.

2 The color, not the animal. Man, PETA would really not be down with that.

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