Oh good christ.
(Be assured that’s the first and last time I’ll begin an entry that way. However, it make me giggle.) I keep thinking maybe I should update and tell you about the various things hereabouts, but the longer I go without updating, the more the things pile up, to the point where even if I wanted to write it all, I couldn’t possibly do so without significant effort. And right now, you don’t deserve significant effort; you’ll get it when I get the money you owe me. Also, I’m worried about running out of time on my xmas knitting. So I’m going to sum up my weekend in 15 or fewer words, all run together in one long word for amusement’s sake: insecticidetruckfreelancingkung-fuditchweedsweatymimeographforgettoeatmoshpitdplostcoffee&chank. So there you go. Now! I have some phone photos, as promised. I’d put them in cute little popups with nice borders and captions for you, but do you know what happens to javascript when it’s xmlified? It’s as useful as ass. old elevator buttonsThat portrait feature I mentioned… tiny photos. Love them. house of charity
I love the weird color, too. interstate selfportrait
494. That would be the 149 overpass in my glasses, in case you were wondering. You were. lighters
Awaiting an encore. this is a test
First person who tells me what this is and where wins a prize. Usual suspects are exempt, obviously. pussy
Made you look. Someone asked me about my readership the other day, which got me wondering about the usage differential between this here website and this here website’s RSS feed. So I did some fancy-pants reporting and found out that almost half the daily usage is via RSS. On the one hand, I’m glad it’s there. Like, the fact I have this on my lj friends list is kinda funny. On the other hand, it divorces pure content from all of its lovely accoutrements, and by ‘lovely’, I mean ‘annoying’. That says something about the interweb, you know. I’ll let you figure out what. While you’re working on that, I am going to make a list of the user-tracking features I want added to the half-assed referrer/search-term reports I wrote back in the day, and I’m going to do what any self-respecting web developer would do: email them to Bertine to implement. Haha. I rule! Actually, she volunteered her time. I’m known for making simple, functional, user-friendly interfaces for clients so that they never ever have to touch scary, dirty data, and notorious for doing the complete opposite for myself: I make everything as hard as possible. I am the original web-masochist. There were some other things, but I forgot. I’ll get back to you later on that, muchachos. Good night.
Jenni