Man, you guys, I am seriously productive today.
I’ve been sitting here poking at minor issues but not actually making any changes, because that will break the upgrade I’m doing tonight and confuse everyone in a disastrous way. And by ‘everyone’, I mean me. I’m the only me here. Instead, I’ve been working on Projects and Important Research. My first major output today? Town Talk slash fiction. I will not republish it here because it’s stomach-turningly wrong, and also because I totally plagiarized it. From A-Team slash. Holy crap, I love me some internets. The thing about slash is it’s funny, in that totally sick-and-wrong way that you could understand from people with too much time and too little human interaction. Fanfic, on the other hand, scares the shit out of me. I dunno. I just don’t get it. Taking the dirtiness away makes it just plain icky. Anyway! After that, I collected my findings, and am happy to present you with the most definitive and accurate picture of the internet to date. I’m fully expecting to win the Nobel Prize in Completely Awesome Visual Statistics this year. I should probably buy a new dress for the ceremony. Jenni