this is the nerdiest thing i will ever write. 1

So, you know how i’m a developer and my days are consumed with writing stored procedures and reworking websites? Yeah, that’s exactly why roll-my-own sites lost their charm a long time ago. I finally migrated the entire contents of chocolate mussolini over to WordPress (which seriously could not have been easier), and this is where I’m staying. I learned to ...

there’s gonna be a plaxident.

GUYS I’ve been around! I’m just super-busy at work all the time. And though we do now have internet at home, which comes to us over the magic of signals from the sky*, I don’t really type there. I have more important things to do, like hanging out in my awesome house. And falling asleep on Matt’s lap. And, really, ...