Briefly considered and rejected:Taking a nap on the bathroom floor. I’m not sure how often they mop in there. Still under consideration:Taking a nap after work, despite the risk that Chloe will sneeze on my face. Scribbled on a crumpled slip of paper in my purse:“I’m just looking at my foot.”– from a girl we stopped to help after leaving ...

Yesterday morning, I woke up with Pour Some Sugar On Me in my head. I will probably never be the same. So, one very important thing that I forgot to mention yesterday is that I have an empty drawer. This is very very big news in my house. My organizing and donation-pile-building has yielded one completely barren drawer, and I’ve ...

Dudes, I have a lease now! I did at one point in the past as well, over two years ago when I moved into this apartment. I could only commit for six months, because I wasn’t sure what my plans were. I also didn’t realize how awesome my apartment would be. So my lease expired and I just kept paying ...

That was a hell of a weekend, guys. Friday night, we made our usual trip to Lyle’s for the purposes of watching hockey. It took them nervewrackingly long to do so, but the Gophers won the WCHA and probably did shots out of the McNaughton cup, so we had to celebrate, of course. Once hockey was over and the end ...