You know what happens when I don’t update in a very long time? BULLETS!!! Last Dienstag evening, I had the haircutting, during which Mahogany convinced me to let her dye my hair the perfect shade of near-orange the next time I visit, and then knitting, with the room-sized vibrator, and then Town Talk, where we were welcomed back with open ...

HAPPY AUGHT-SEVEN!! Wow, it’s off to a good start. Except, well, the working thing, but apparently that’s obligatory. Someone please inform me if I’m wrong about that, because I’d be happy to stop. Saturday after I bid you farewell, we decided to forego viewing the Mariucci Classic in person, and went to Lyle’s for hockey-viewing instead. Mariucci may have pretzels, ...