Holy crap, I have a website? Hey, I have been too busy with Things to update, and I would have to say that’s a very good thing. For me, if not for your killing-time-at-work pleasure. Matt did a mas excellente job of recapping the weekend, but if you’re too lazy to click, I will bullet it for you: Boat cruise ...

O Internet! To you I say Hey. If you have tattoos in prominent places, you know that people without tattoos will constantly ask you the same two questions: Did that hurt?This is kind of a dumb question, but you assume that what they’re really asking about is the degree of pain involved. As in, did that hurt more than an ...

Dudes, there is muchmuchmuch I want to talk about, and very little time to do so. Therefore, I will abbreviate some words, and remove some others completely. Last Thursday, I went to the doctor for my very first insurance-funded appointment in four years, hooray! We had pre-greenie dinner at Suzi’s, a restaurant whose past service abuses I was all ready ...

DUDES TOMORROW IS MY BIRTHDAY! …which also means this here journal will be five years old. Whoa. Last night, I hopped on the road at 3:45pm and despaired of ever getting to Clara City, Minnesota by 6:30, due to the fact that Hutchinson had declared Highway 7 a major inconvenience, and shut it down completely. After a massive detour, I ...