ALSO THE ATVS!!

HERE’S THE THING. Godaddy fucked up all my Windows-livin’ sites yesterday (that’d be this one, plinko.net, and 404lab.com, for those of you keeping track), and they’re mostly back now. I may have yelled at them this morning. Super-frustrating, dudes, but now I am back to talk to you. This weekend nearly killed us in the best way possible. Friday night ...

YAY!

Pardon me while I have a totally gay moment, but I LOVE MY FRIENDS. They’re the best ever, and I can’t wait to live in a starburst trailer park with them. Awesome Christmas is tonight at mi casa, and my work party is tomorrow night. I finally figured out what I’m getting, so I no longer feel unprepared. I also ...

crisis averted! mostly.

Yesterday at work, we had the worst crisis imaginable. Far worse, even, than a fire that burns down the building while my Gophers hockey poster and #44 Ryan Ward magnet are still inside: our coffeemaker broke. Mary, Jan and I stood in the kitchen staring at it in disbelief, then we all scrambled across the street to the chow mein ...

hot 100 and razzmatazz (rug burn)

GUYS. Miguel has a flat tire I threw up at the Mall of America You’d think I’d be crabby today, but I’m pretty sure that’s impossible. As for Miguel, he has run-flat tires, and apparently that means I can drive 150 more miles on them before actually getting them fixed. Since I can only go that far at 50mph, though, ...