five different chairs

So, I’m pretty good at seeing the positive side of everything, and making even bad experiences into something valuable. There is one thing I cannot possibly spin, though, and that is traffic. I hate it, because I’m pretty sure it’s created solely to steal time from our lives and make us crabby. I feel like being in my car keeps ...

if you’re holding up the wall, then you’re missing the point.

Dudes, I’ve told the rest of the internet about this, so now it’s your turn: the top 100 rap singles of all time. Featuring the greatest two-song mixtape ever invented, ‘Jump Around’ by House of Pain followed by ‘Simon Says’ by Pharoah Monche. I LOVE IT. So, on the way to Gasthof for Oktoberfest on Saturday, a piece of my ...

HOSE

THIS POST IS A FORMALITY. You know it’s been a good night when you wake up the next morning giggling about it. I’ll be back tomorrow with real news! Time to go to Klein’s. Jenni

POLKATIME

Dudes, this is the first time I’ve posted on a Saturday in at least 16 years. I swear. Yesterday after work, Matt and I headed to the Dollar Spot for The Office merchandise, because we are dorks. In very exciting news, I bought a grater. How I’ve lived here for 3 years without one, I do not know. We caused ...