puffin-pantsfree = NOT awesome.

Feliz viernes, amigos. When last we spoke, I was headed broomball-shoppingward. I found very sexy shoes and my broom at Play It Again Sports, a store I hope to never have to return to, as it is staffed by third-string high school quarterbacks with some mysterious ball-scratching disease. I then went to Sports Authority in search of pads and cold-weather ...

MERRY DESKMAS!

Hello, humans and robots. Did you know that the National Park Service has started publishing a magazine? It’s better than porn. I am serious. :-[ You know what else? I’ve been in my apartment for two years! Dude. A third else: don’t forget to order holiday cookies! If you’re not in the area, we’ll get them shipped to you by ...

the weekend of triumvirates.

HEY, SNOW! Except I think it all melted already. Lame. I really am excited for snow, being that it’s already December and we’ve got the cold to go along with it, but I also have the feeling that right now I could be all HEY, THE SUN HASN’T BEEN OUT FOR SIX DAYS! or HEY, I JUST LOST A TOE ...