HELLO YOU. See, I promised I’d be back before I left the continental United States! This week has been a blur of packing and listmaking, but now I am fully prepared for my Alaskan adventure. This morning, I rolled my suitcase out into the living room, and Chloe promptly climbed into her cat bed and started making her sad, moaning ...

Um yeah, I’m terrible at this updating thing. Hi! I’m back. You know what’s probably a good indicator of the best weekend ever? Hurting all over. Everywhere. Ow. And here is last week, in extremely rushed format, with which you are all well-acquainted by now! tuesdayKaye and I rode the rollercoaster at the mall, and yelled a lot. wednesdayPhenomenally PMSy, ...

Oh, seriously. How do I manage to go so long without updating and then become overwhelmed with the amount of catching-up I have to do every single time I come here? Eek. Back to Wednesday’s episode, in which Jenni and Matt went to the Triple Rock to see the Epoxies with the Phenomenauts. While the Epoxies were awesome and had ...

Dear Northwest Airlines, I hate you. I love you. I HATE YOU. I hate how you woo me back every time with, “Please, baby, just one more chance? I’ll give you whiskey and a nice meal on real plates with silverware while the poor schmucks in the back have to pay $3 for the red snackbox. I’ll give you your ...