Whoa. I can’t believe you folks keep coming back here. Hi! So, I just stopped in to tell you you won’t be hearing from me for a while. Haha. No, really. This is a calculated absence, as opposed to the usual ‘what the hell does the internet care about my life?’ crap. On Thursday, I’m going to Hawaii. We’re flying ...

I guess I could update, huh? I had a good birthday last week. I posted some photos here. I did not go skydiving like I was planning; the combination of neck injury and sprained ankle and occasional death wish was an catastrophe in the making. At least I know this! Right? Right. I was stationed on my ass for a ...

OK. I have some pictures from my trip to Canadia, and some notes. Some have asked why I went to Winnipeg. These people must not know me very well. There were two places within weekend-roadtrip driving distance I’d never been: Winnipeg and Branson. Winnipeg was closer, and also Canadian. Therefore funny. 1. We ate at a place in East Grand ...