Good eeevening. **BREAKING NEWS***The Sea-Monkeys have had their first feeding. I inspected them pre-dinner and found there to be at least 5 and no more than 80 of them in there. It’s hard to tell. I have this packet of Sea-Diamonds that came with the set, too; they’re supposed to be some kind of beach-toy-like exercise equipment for the little ...

Hey, cowboy. I got an email from Megan yesterday that raised my hopes about my Sea Monkeys again. See, I left them sitting there in their tank in hopes that on the third day they’d rise again. And, well, they did. Having received the encouraging message, I went back and peered again. There, avoiding giant predators by sticking very close ...

Easter Tidings To You All On This Very Christian Holiday. OK, I know I promised you a Sea Monkey Update, and here it is: Tragedy has befallen us here in my little home!! This afternoon, I very carefully opened my vacuum-sealed pouch of embryonic Sea Monkey material and emptied its contents into the properly-prepared Sea Monkey Environment. Then I waited ...

AND NOW! Time for a photodocumentary of the first half of my weekend. Last night, I told Homie that we needed to go out and do something entertaining and very stupid. Emphasis on the stupid. We totally succeeded. BINGO!We didn’t really know how to play bingo. I mean, we’d done it once or twice before, but not on such a ...