Good evening. I don’t know about you, but Charlton Heston has been and always will be my president. W can have my vote when he pries it out of my cold, dead hands. I think the biggest thing we learned from this election is that there’s one thing all Americans can agree on: apathy is something at which we excel. ...

Hello. This morning, I got up in the earliest of the am’s to go get in line to vote. I figured I’d get a jump on my democracy and still get to work early and make me some extra cash. But no! I walked in the school over on 64th and Sheridan, and in some vast administrative error, the entire ...