Eh.

Yuh-huh. So Bertine and I were talking the other day about web projects. She’s got plans for Email Roulette v3, and me, I’ve got nothin’. I’ve got one new domain, and no good ideas. So we were talking about 404s, and I was once again shamed by the fact that my various php sites (runaway truck, etc.) do not have ...

In the porn industry

Dear Friends: I’m writing twice in a day! This is unheard-of. So, I just got back from the gym, which I owned, because nobody else works out around 5pm on a Saturday. When I logged into the machine, it congratulated me on having reached a fitness milestone: I have lifted over half a million pounds since I joined in October. ...

ten!

Dear Friends: Today I accomplished almost everything I set out to do, and that’s fine considering I was perhaps overly-ambitious. Just this once, I won’t beat myself up, if only because I’m too tired to do it anyway. I woke up and was ridiculously crabby, even though it wasn’t on my to-do list at all. Not only had I slept ...

I’d be happy to tell you myself.

Oh, updates and such. Hi! So here’s my room now. I have to wash the walls and paint, but first I must choose paint. And before that, I have to figure out my lumber needs for my adirondack chairs from the cut list that came with those fancy-pants plans Scotty found me. But every time I even start to think ...