GRAPHS = PORN

OH MAN, I’M TIRED. It’s been raining for two days, and I feel like I’ve been napping for a good portion of that. Also, the thing I was only beginning to realize last time we spoke is that I had contracted another sinus infection. One rushed trip to Walgreens and another pack of robotic antibiotics later, I’m almost better. I ...

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My local medical professional informed me that I have a sinus infection and two ear infections. Strangely, I was very happy with that diagnosis; there’s nothing worse than going to the doctor and having them tell you there’s nothing wrong. She gave me the Z-Pack, which is what happens when robots run pharamaceutical companies. I had to take a double ...