2 months! Also, I finished this stupid project.

Listen, we’ve lived here 120 miles off the tip of America’s wang for two entire months now, so basically I’m now an expert at everything Key West*. It’s true that one of my favorite parts of moving somewhere so completely different from┬áthe places you know is that everything is new, and there are a million things to learn. I absolutely ...

Miami wrapup

We drove up to Miami Friday morning, with stops along the way to feed the tarpon at Robbie’s Marina, and to have lunch at Mrs Mac’s Kitchen in Key Largo. (It’s this adorable old diner-style place whose menu includes EVERYTHING. All the food.) We had a free room at the Courtyard South Miami, which, like nearly everything in the Miami-Dade-Broward ...

The Northland

The Northland
Today we took a boat tour of Biscayne Bay. We got tickets from Travelzoo, so we got $20 off. The tour was fantastic, and now we know where David Beckham lives.

Bar dogs

Here’s a thing people do with great regularity in the Keys: bring their dogs to bars. In the past two days, we’ve met: Jameson, a Doge who lives with the people who own Shots and Giggles in Key West Maximus, a great dane/black lab the size of a horse I didn’t get his name, but he was wearing a Ruferee ...