down in the mouth and not half-right

Good evening. I don’t know about you, but Charlton Heston has been and always will be my president. W can have my vote when he pries it out of my cold, dead hands. I think the biggest thing we learned from this election is that there’s one thing all Americans can agree on: apathy is something at which we excel. ...

democracy in action. uh, inaction.

Hello. This morning, I got up in the earliest of the am’s to go get in line to vote. I figured I’d get a jump on my democracy and still get to work early and make me some extra cash. But no! I walked in the school over on 64th and Sheridan, and in some vast administrative error, the entire ...

goodbye love

So. This has been the most amazingly-bad week in many moons. You may think it’s the ticket I got parking Captain American illegally out front of Luce, the one I haven’t gotten parking Chico illegally out front of Luce for two solid years, but that’s more fate having a laugh at me. Ain’t nothing compared to this. I had joked ...

and something

Attention! This property and all other domains within its sphere have heretofore been delared nonprivate! (That’s different than public.) I wish there was a rule that stated that if something went on the web, everyone would see it. Or could see it readily. Everyone will see it at some point, just competely out-of-context and in the most destructively hurtful way ...