So, I’m bugfixing today and my phone rings. mom: Hi! We’re home from the airport! Scotty sent you a refrigerator!me: He… what?mom: Well, it’s the size of a refrigerator! And he sent us a card! If there’s a surefire route to my mom’s affection, it’s making her all emotional at the holidays. Spoiling her daughter doesn’t hurt a bit, either. ...