Well! You know why I love lists? They absolve me of the need for continuity. It’s an open invitation to non-sequitur. How nice is that? The parents stopped over last night to see the place. They hadn’t been there since the move-in, so I gave them the tour. It’s funny that it doesn’t matter how old you are, your parents’ ...

OK! I’m just gonna say I am not down with current jeans trends. You know that super-flared leg thing that is accompanied by the very slim thigh? Yeah. I have really muscular thighs, and therefore feel I’m being penalized by a fashion world that favors the anemic. I know men’s jeans suit my lack of hips and ass better, but ...

Merry merry! I’m so glad to be home, a place where I can remove my pants promptly upon entering. I’m not sure why that is, really, and I understand it’s not very girly behavior. However, I have discovered that there’s something about living alone that automatically grants you freedom from the obligation of clothing. It’s awesome. So, xmas at gramma’s ...