Dudes, I’ve told the rest of the internet about this, so now it’s your turn: the top 100 rap singles of all time. Featuring the greatest two-song mixtape ever invented, ‘Jump Around’ by House of Pain followed by ‘Simon Says’ by Pharoah Monche. I LOVE IT. So, on the way to Gasthof for Oktoberfest on Saturday, a piece of my ...

THIS POST IS A FORMALITY. You know it’s been a good night when you wake up the next morning giggling about it. I’ll be back tomorrow with real news! Time to go to Klein’s. Jenni

Dudes, this is the first time I’ve posted on a Saturday in at least 16 years. I swear. Yesterday after work, Matt and I headed to the Dollar Spot for The Office merchandise, because we are dorks. In very exciting news, I bought a grater. How I’ve lived here for 3 years without one, I do not know. We caused ...

Queries: 1) Why do machines so often have British accents? Will the robots who someday overtake us sound like the queen? I especially dislike when the ATM talks to me, because the logical extension of the speaking is the realization that it just vomited a hundred bucks all over my hands. 2) Does the Venn diagram of ‘people with rat-tails’ ...