Howdy. Yesterday morning, Jane walked in and told me Chico had a flat tire. After much cursing from my side of the room, we took him to the gas station to fill up the tire (it wasn’t on the rim yet, which is strange because usually I blow-out in style), then over to Tires Plus. At that point, I decided ...

Ohmygod. Mr L reminded me today that Citypages once called me ‘the extremely prolific Jenni Ripley’. Since this evening’s plans were bumped to tomorrow night, I managed to get some writing done. Consider this my return to prolific, for I have posted twice in one day. Yessss. Here is my Hawaii travel journal! It took me a hell of a ...

We meet again! Since my market research survey the other day, I’ve been pondering. Because I don’t watch TV or read the news, my exposure to advertising is extremely limited. I read the occasional magazine and Citypages, listen to local radio when my iPod battery dies, and am sometimes early enough to a movie to see that annoying shit they ...

Mother of God, I have forgotten to show you my most fabulous souvenirs! Here we have:paul frank PIRATE SHIP tshirtpaul frank AMPS tshirtthe sexiest bag EVER.Four people told me today that was the most perfect bag for me. Four people could not possibly be wrong. Tonight I went to this 2-hour survey thing in Edina, during which they asked me ...