500 words about my swimsuit area.

WARNING: this post is entirely about girl parts. If you don’t like hearing about vajayjay in a clinical, non-pornish sort of way, you’ll probably want to stop reading now and come back tomorrow. I promise not to mention my hoo-ha at all for at least another week. As you know, I had an IUD put in three months ago. When ...

twenty

20 Years Ago, I… …was a freshman at Rosemount High School in lovely Rosemount, Minnesota. I had friends with much the same sense of humor and dedication to bad ideas as I do now, just without the benefit of money, alcohol, or transportation. I was a language nerd. I was hating my job as a cashier at Hardware Hank in ...

cornstarch?

It forgot to be fall this weekend, so we decided to take advantage. We packed up the picnic basket and drove to Frontenac State Park, about 10 miles south of Red Wing. We took a trail from the top of the bluff all the way down to the shore of Lake Pepin (for those not from around here, it’s part ...

midges

Dear Wendy, I am going to win the dance-off. I just stopped home to feed my cats, and now we’re on our way south to do some hiking and some picnicking and some general hanging-out. It’s supposed to be 90. Hello, October. I shall be back tomorrow with more time to type! Jenni