HAPPY VALENTINE’S DAY, dearest internetland. Man, it feels like I haven’t updated in forever. Which is always code for ‘I have a lot of typing to do, but I’m going to have to rush and maybe abbreviate some words’. Thursday I did not go to the working, but instead stayed home and was a whirlwind of productivity. I did everything ...

Me again! I want my hair to stay this color forever. The problem with red is that it’s constantly evolving, which is code for ‘turning blonde in the sun’. So first of all, I’m reallyREALLY in love with Edward now. He called yesterday to say my taxes are done. I calculated that I’d owe a couple thousand bucks, but he ...

Look! We done good!! Team Boobylicious raised almost $2,000 with the Valentine’s truffle fundraiser. Therefore, it’s time for shout-outs! To Shirliana, for letting us use her kitchen. There was chocolate everywhere. All over the counters, the floors, and smeared on the front of the refrigerator. I’d have had an aneurysm from the mess, but she was very calm about it. ...

Hello, good people of the internet. Today I walked in the out-of-doors instead of the skyway to get my hummus sammich, because it’s springtime in January. Walking past the federal courthouse, I again noticed the phenomenon. The bottom part of the building is curved in a sort of half-circle, and when the sun reflects off the windows, it has a ...