This has been the best weekend for chillaxation ever. Yesterday, we left the house only to watch hockey at Lyle’s (we don’t need to talk about that, really, except to concede that CC does have a hell of a goalie), then watched Anchorman because it didn’t require much thinking. Today has been football, futbol, The Office (holy crap, it’s depressing ...

It’s 5:30pm and I’ve been dressed for half an hour. It was indeed that kind of party. I don’t think anybody expected the turnout we had last night. It’s seriously awesome to throw a party and realize that you don’t even know half the people who show up. Robert’s karaoke setup was incredible, and I’m pretty sure everybody had a ...

IT’S 612 PARTY DAY IT’S 612 PARTY DAY! Last night, we went out to the parents’ house to spend more time with them before Scott and family head home to Florida. Wendy joined us, and it was awesome despite the alarmingly terrible carryout from Green Mill. We sat around laughing for a long time, and then it was time to ...

Dearest internet, here is the most important question facing Americans today. I think you need an account to vote, however. So, I have come to realize that Matt and I have conversations in our sleep. Instead of talking, we make grunting noises back and forth, and sometimes he giggles. Don’t tell him I told you, but that’s the cutest thing ...