Me again! Seems like it’s been a while. I sometimes have those days where everything is super-intense and trippy and amusing. I figure I earn them as a reward for my days of suffering due to my whacked hormones. That’s been the last few days. It snowed Wednesday night, so everyone from work was getting into accidents. Micci slammed into ...

Today I’m having my own private Confidential To: episode. To _____: Girl, did you realize your life was going to become movie material overnight? You’re my new hero, which is funny coming from someone who usually finds herself on the wrong side of the law. Can’t wait to see your ass on CNN. To _____: Very close quarters + very ...

Dear Paramedics: If there should come a time when I am stranded somewhere and become violently hypoglycemic like I did last night at the coffeeshop, and Heather is not a phone-call away from coming to rescue me, please be aware of my own personal quirk, which should not cause you unnecessary alarm. You know how you ask semi-conscious people questions ...

to you. unlacing my shoesand curling my feetup under my thighsso i can occupythe least bit of spacein this silent office,in the very same wayi can wrap myselfinto the tiniest bitof airless spacethat makes up the possibilityof us, buti would never ask you‘true or false’;i don’t seekdefinition, whenthere is comfortin the way that‘probably’ mitigates ‘never’ j.