Hombres: How many times in my life am I gonna get to do this? bling! Also, if I have any say in your financial futures, and I think that I should, then please take my advice and do not ever, ever get an account with US Bank. I took the liberty of redesigning their logo to something more fitting: Credit ...

Notes from the Mall, Volume 3. Heather and I went to the mall yesterday. More importantly, we made it out alive. Wait, there’s more! 1. We walked into the middle of a national cheerleading competition in the rotunda. This was really a great scene, although not quite as great as the breakdancing showdown we saw several months ago. Imagine finding ...

Me again. Yesterday afternoon, I had my first professional massage ever. It was a xmas present from Heather1, who knows better than anyone in the universe that I need to maybe relax a little. So I went to Juut, got nekkid, and by the time I was laying facedown on that really warm bed with the calming music and good ...

Hombres, I get my validation via eBay user feedback1. Tonight, we were at Luce, because, well, you know2. We found ourselves surrounded, virtually boxed-in by freaks. In the back, situated in such a way that you had to scramble over them to reach the bathroom, was a white-guy convention. In the booths on the right, people with feathered hair and ...