you only had half the storyyou didn’t know all of the factsbefore you —but the damage is done sotell me againtell me again what’s wrong with meyou only have half the storyyou don’t know all of the factsbefore you jump in and —tell me again what i did to youlet’s have one more time for the roadyou’ll never have half ...

i’m sending love letters to the futurei guessed at the time andi guessed at the address andit’s an unfinished poem.it’s a half-written song.i can’t remember how it goes.buti hope it finds you happy andi hope it finds you safe andthe only thing i hope for isyou’ll remember my name

Dear Scotty: I changed my mind! This is the tattoo for me: I found wreckin’-ball dude on a truck at a demolition site near my house. The image is poorly-rendered and vaguely homoerotic, but damn. He’s cool. So here’s the destruction! I don’t know why I had to stop and take pictures, but this stuff excites me. Especially once I ...

Why, hello there. I took a break from screwin’1 to stop and say hi. Hi! I hope you are ready for some strong opinions, because here they come! Look out. OK, Friday night, The Sexiest Man Alive and I saw ‘Supersize Me’. It was the most frightening horror film I had ever seen, and not only should you go see ...