Man. I had so much to write today, but now I’m running out of time. I have to be up at 4am tomorrow to head to the hinterlands for the Breast Cancer 3-Day. So I’ll do the quick notes! My day began with an emergency trip to the doctor for an x-ray. I realized with a sinking feeling the other ...

Local Girl, 31, Seeks Quiet, Normalcy. MINNEAPOLIS, MN — A Richfield woman who wished to remain anonymous held a press conference today to express her desire that everyone back the fuck off already. She cited reasons as wide-ranging as her vehicle, her cats, her ex-girlfriend, the upcoming election, the real estate market, her ex-boyfriend, the national debt, the internet, her ...

We need more socialist holidays. OK, the rest of this weekend. In the afternoon on Saturday, I went with la familia Ripley to Highland Park Reserve. My brother Scott, my sister-in-law Ali, and their daughter Kaitie have been in town from Orlando for the week, just in time to have their house blown down by the hurricane. Ok, I think ...

So. It’s Labor Day weekend and everyone is moving! I feel like I should be moving, too. Instead I helped April move some of her stuff out, and organized all the boxes in the garage. Like moving prep, see? It’s something. I was out mowing the part of the lawn that’s not dead from the heat, when I noticed something ...