I have returned to work not entirely willingly from the Best Weekend Ever, part 3409! Friday night, we had the Bum Wine Tasting. The concept was based on the fact we’re nowhere near pretentious enough for a wine tasting, but bum wines are just funny. As were the food pairings; we had things like fried Spam served in a tin ...

DUDES! I keep forgetting to tell you I’m back. Seattle was legendarily awesome, of course. I’m going to write about it in ye olde travel journal so I’ll save the details, but here are some photos. Also, I’m having Colleen and Steve (and their cats, I suppose) kidnapped and forcibly brought to live here. Don’t tell them; it’s a surprise. ...