Happy spring, muchachos! Hey, I’m anticipating. Here are four photos of the same thing, because I couldn’t choose. To remind you that there’s not much winter left: [one two three four]. Also, here are some cats, because everybody loves photos of cats: [one two]. Today we celebrate the dead guys that made the presidency what it is today. Great work, ...

BULLETS ARE TASTY! Work has had me bleary-eyed all week. I am currently incapable of neatly-segueing paragraphture. I am, however, quite accomplished at reckless word-invention. Allow me to draw your attention to that box over there! –> I’m sure you totally missed it so far. So, I have less than $400 to raise to hit the $2,200 mark for the ...

HAPPY VALENTINE’S DAY, dearest internetland. Man, it feels like I haven’t updated in forever. Which is always code for ‘I have a lot of typing to do, but I’m going to have to rush and maybe abbreviate some words’. Thursday I did not go to the working, but instead stayed home and was a whirlwind of productivity. I did everything ...

Me again! I want my hair to stay this color forever. The problem with red is that it’s constantly evolving, which is code for ‘turning blonde in the sun’. So first of all, I’m reallyREALLY in love with Edward now. He called yesterday to say my taxes are done. I calculated that I’d owe a couple thousand bucks, but he ...