Ohmygod. Mr L reminded me today that Citypages once called me ‘the extremely prolific Jenni Ripley’. Since this evening’s plans were bumped to tomorrow night, I managed to get some writing done. Consider this my return to prolific, for I have posted twice in one day. Yessss. Here is my Hawaii travel journal! It took me a hell of a ...

Mother of God, I have forgotten to show you my most fabulous souvenirs! Here we have:paul frank PIRATE SHIP tshirtpaul frank AMPS tshirtthe sexiest bag EVER.Four people told me today that was the most perfect bag for me. Four people could not possibly be wrong. Tonight I went to this 2-hour survey thing in Edina, during which they asked me ...

So here’s the Vegas stuff I have decided to tell you about! The rest you will have to imagine with your twisted little minds, amigos mios. It’s not that I didn’t lose the money I gambled, but I took a really really long time doing so on video poker. I make up in luck what I absolutely lack in card-counting ...

“What’s one mean?” asked the man with the mannequin head in a plastic grocery bag on the seat next to him. I unpretzeled myself in my chair, relieved to know that for the last five minutes he’d been contemplating my arm and not my crotch. I laughed too long. “That’s how many people I’m responsible for,” I finally answered. He ...