Well, hello there. This morning, I began considering taking a different route to work, because in the past week I’ve been traumatized twice, and been made to feel as if the stretch of 494 by the airport is where I’m meant to learn everything there is to know about life and death. Last week, I was driving along and saw ...

Howdy. So, it’s learnin’ time again. I spent the whole summer being dumb! And also walking. Now I need to get back to school. This quarter, I’m definitely going back to open woodshop. I need to start my bed, the one whose design I stole from this very internet. I’m glad the class doesn’t start til the end of October, ...

Uh huh, uh huh, uh huh. First of all, I want you to know that I make the best goddamn chili on the planet. Yes, I do. Second, I will recap my weekend in haiku. sky captain is good’cause angelina jolieisn’t onscreen much blood sugar crashes10pm, i want to fightpeople on the street friday night club scenegirls dressed in almost ...

i’m madly in love with scotty d. always will be j. [ special thanks to my ghost writer. ;) ]