OK. First of all, if you have the opportunity to go see Tamala 2010, you must do so. But whatever you do, don’t go sober. You won’t understand it at all. I still can’t decide if it’s a work of genius or complete crap, but that’s the beauty of it. Bertine swears I wasn’t the only one there in hysterics, ...

Friends: I stopped at Home Depot over lunch to buy nails. I walked past an old guy working in that aisle; he looked grumpy, so I didn’t ask him where to find the picture-hanging supplies. While I was standing at the other end of the aisle, I heard a crash and saw a display tipping over, and a couple employees ...

Hombres: My fears were healthy but unsubstantiated last night at ye olde woodshoppe. I am so proud of myself today. I hauled in my 2×6’s and went through my building plans with Wes, the instructor. I told him I was fine leaving out the curved cuts and details, because it would still look nice without them. He told me no, ...

Dear Friends, In my defense, if I had work to do today, I’d be doing it. But I don’t, so I’m making new things instead. If there’s one thing I’m good at, it’s finding ways to distract myself. This happened while I was learning WML, because I want to write WAP-enabled sites. It’s pretty easy, since it’s just XML. You ...