Why, hello there. Add this to the list of fun facts you have accumulated about me: I found out today that I have unusually high hipbones. Superawesome hippie dyke doctor: Wow! Look at that! You have unusually high hipbones! They’re all the way up here! (Pointing at my shoulder)1Me: Can I pull up my underwear now? So, I’m not sure ...

Hi. Today I’m so sick that basic life skills have begun to elude me. After spending 20 minutes wondering why this cold should be making me so dizzy I can barely see, then stripping down to my tshirt and underwear because there was sweat dripping down the back of my neck, I realized the problem: hypoglycemia. The cold makes me ...

Hombres: Well, no, I haven’t written. Not because I have nothing to say, but because it’s not very interesting. Why do you people make me feel like I have to do something significant before I report back to you? Sigh. It’s pressure. Actually, I’ve been distracted by my cellphone journal thingy, and also talking to some folks who are actually ...

Dear Friends: I am on a mission to convince my coworkers that healthy eating is neither scary nor depressing. My main target is Micci, who snacks on miniature candy bars, and exhibits a strange fascination with the Field Roast sandwich I eat every day. No matter how often I tell her that vegan grain meat is nothing to be afraid ...