So here’s the Vegas stuff I have decided to tell you about! The rest you will have to imagine with your twisted little minds, amigos mios. It’s not that I didn’t lose the money I gambled, but I took a really really long time doing so on video poker. I make up in luck what I absolutely lack in card-counting ...

“What’s one mean?” asked the man with the mannequin head in a plastic grocery bag on the seat next to him. I unpretzeled myself in my chair, relieved to know that for the last five minutes he’d been contemplating my arm and not my crotch. I laughed too long. “That’s how many people I’m responsible for,” I finally answered. He ...

Hi! Ok, I swore I’d be done with that travel journal before I left for Las Vegas, and I tried! I’m about half-done with the writing. There are three problems: 1) the wordiness, of course, even though it’s much less than usual, 2) the fact I was only at home for 6 non-sleeping hours this week and the catbox wasn’t ...

HOLA. I’ve gotten as far as selecting the photos for my travel journal. There are 100. You can see why I haven’t gotten any further on this project. I have two more weeks until Las Vegas; I am determined. I’m going to try and conjure even fewer words this time, because once I finish all that photo resizing, I am ...