Dear Yahoo Astrologer: You are almost always dead-on about me, and for that, I love you. So this evening after I’m done at the Y, I’m going to go ahead and take your sage advice, and go to very unusual lengths to satisfy my burning curiosity. Hopefully nobody gets arrested. Your mind is usually quick, agile and hungry for information, ...

A List. What’s Hot:Woodshop.Woodshop.Woodshop!  - New safety glasses  - Girls with power tools! What’s Not:Discovering that I work half a mile away from the Ramsey County Correctional Facility! Bye now.Jenni

To Eric at Bally’s: I kind of expected this last night walking into your gym, but I was hoping to be proven wrong. I had faith, and you let me down. I came in to begin my trial membership, since I can’t work out during the day for a while, and it’s going to be too cold to go outside ...

Hello again. I am one of you again, mi hombres. I’m a working girl. Hey, know what hurts when you haven’t spent much time in an office over the past two years? Work does. This morning, I watched the sun rise over St. Paul as I sat in traffic. I realized in a couple weeks it’ll be daylight savings, and ...