Dear Friends, I’m a little disappointed with my brain lately. Take two recent dreams: In one, I have to traverse the desert. I can’t ride my bike in the sand, so I’m forced to abandon it. On the way, I lose everything I’m carrying. I’m completely traumatized by the loss of my cellphone. Last night, I dreamt I was watching ...

Dear Friends, This year, I’m declaring moral bankruptcy. I’ve been living the life for years, but I think it’s time to finally file the paperwork and raise my right hand. Be on the books, so to speak. It’s the right thing to do. If you have the opportunity to see Donnie Darko on a very large screen, you must do ...

Dude. This is not Minnesota in January. We should be out burrowing tunnels from the front door of our homes to our buried vehicles instead of laying on the beach in bikinis right now. Something is very wrong. OK, I lied about the bikinis, but still. There’s sun and green grass and superfat squirrels, because they haven’t had to starve ...

c’ novi’m godom, horoshiye drugi. You know what’s nice about not drinking? Being able to get up early on New Year’s Day1. As predicted, being single on New Year’s Eve was strange, but not bad. I had an awesome time at Lee’s. The boys in ‘Trailer Trash’ were decked out in full drag, with makeup and hair professionally done by ...