Dear Friends, In my defense, if I had work to do today, I’d be doing it. But I don’t, so I’m making new things instead. If there’s one thing I’m good at, it’s finding ways to distract myself. This happened while I was learning WML, because I want to write WAP-enabled sites. It’s pretty easy, since it’s just XML. You ...

Dear Friends: Today’s achievements are many and varied. They include such things at getting up at 5:30, and being done with work by 9am. Foremost among them, however, are the following: ONE. When I touch my toes, I can now put my palms flat on the floor. If bending over was an Olympic sport, I’d be a medali… oh, wait. ...

Amigos Mios: I have returned from that place I go to when I don’t write to you for a while. Hello again. I just stopped in to announce that I have finally finished my travel journal for our trip to La Florida. It has stories about furries, my pants, and the Orange County Sheriff’s Department. Also, it took me a ...

Dear Mom and Dad: Sometimes you make me wish there was a conversational ‘pause’ button. Watching a Cialis commercial. Announcer: Erections lasting over four hours may require medical attention.Mom: FOUR HOURS!?!Dad: I feel like such an underachiever. Shiver.Jenni