Man. I haven’t written in a while, and therefore I suck. OK, woodshop. Last night I learned about relief cuts and the massive saw curf created by my close friend, the radial arm saw. I’m making peace with the band saw, too, although I still have bad feelings towards the table saw. One of these days we’ll all start getting ...

Why, hello there. Add this to the list of fun facts you have accumulated about me: I found out today that I have unusually high hipbones. Superawesome hippie dyke doctor: Wow! Look at that! You have unusually high hipbones! They’re all the way up here! (Pointing at my shoulder)1Me: Can I pull up my underwear now? So, I’m not sure ...

Hi. Today I’m so sick that basic life skills have begun to elude me. After spending 20 minutes wondering why this cold should be making me so dizzy I can barely see, then stripping down to my tshirt and underwear because there was sweat dripping down the back of my neck, I realized the problem: hypoglycemia. The cold makes me ...

Hombres: Well, no, I haven’t written. Not because I have nothing to say, but because it’s not very interesting. Why do you people make me feel like I have to do something significant before I report back to you? Sigh. It’s pressure. Actually, I’ve been distracted by my cellphone journal thingy, and also talking to some folks who are actually ...