Uh. I learned today that Mussolini’s first job was in a chocolate factory. And, well, that’s a coincidence as far as the naming of this site, but it’s funny. What I’m really trying to decide is if Benito and the Chocolate Factory would’ve been better or worse than the original. Oompa loompas, baby. So yeah! I was thinking yesterday that ...

My morning, in six syllables. om I went to bed at 11. I got up at 3. I went back to bed at 4:30. I got up at 4:35. I went back to bed at 6. I saw something about praying for a sign. I fell asleep completely calm, for the first time in as long as I can remember. ...

Hello, is it me you’re looking for? Friday night, I had just parked illegally in front of the Luce, and who should we run into at the door but Yuri, who was in the middle of a giant freakout over just having bought a very expensive painting, and was going to get a slice and a beer to calm his ...

Real quicklike. 1) How you know your brother’s online too damn much: me: lemme see your code and i’ll tell you.him: I need to AFK a min, I’ll brb. 2) Chico’s balance/rotation made a huge difference. I am so completely psyched about car class. 3) I made this thing as a reminder that people will go to extreme lengths to ...