{"id":27,"date":"2003-07-30T01:50:15","date_gmt":"2003-07-30T07:50:15","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/queenofsubtle.com\/rt\/west-coast-roadtrip\/wed-792003-san-francisco\/"},"modified":"2012-08-17T10:17:47","modified_gmt":"2012-08-17T16:17:47","slug":"wed-792003-san-francisco","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/queenofsubtle.com\/rt\/west-coast-roadtrip\/wed-792003-san-francisco\/","title":{"rendered":"San Francisco"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I woke up at 6am because it was too bright to sleep. I got up and stretched and was cranky. I worked on Jay&#8217;s computer for a long time, and had to reboot about 50 times. I emailed Heather and went for coffee. When I got back, Jay was home, so I complained for a while, and then decided to walk around SF and shop. He gave me directions, and I set out.<\/p>\n<p>I walked through Japantown, but didn&#8217;t shop, since it was near his house and I could go back later. On the way to the Haight, I passed my car and verified that it was still there and intact. <img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/queenofsubtle.com\/rt\/photos\/haight.jpg\" alt=\"\" align=\"left\" hspace=\"10\" vspace=\"10\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/>Haight Street had all the hippie stuff I expected: souvenir shops with tie-die, sarongs, glass pipes, and trippy artwork. Also, it had a ton of little galleries, clothing stores, and restaurants. I bought myself a few things, and got souvenirs for the folks back home. I almost freaked at <a href=\"http:\/\/www.kidrobot.com\/\" target=\"outthere\">Kid Robot<\/a>, which had pretty much every goofy toy I&#8217;ve ever wanted to buy, including those I didn&#8217;t know existed. (Seriously, <a href=\"http:\/\/queenofsubtle.com\/rt\/video\/kidrobot.mov\">check out the robot I bought<\/a>.) I congratulated myself on not spending too much money; I count this among one of my most important achievements. I walked down Haight to Hippie Hill (!), then turned around and walked back. There was good shopping in Upper Haight, then a nice residential area with lots of Victorians, then more shopping and restaurants. I stopped at a cafe where they made my iced latte with coffee ice cubes, probably the best idea I&#8217;d ever heard. I ate half of a monstrous Mediterranean sampler, then stopped at the natural foods market for water. The guy behind the counter pretended to be scared of my obviously fight-induced injuries. I decided that from then on, I was telling people it was from a fistfight.<\/p>\n<p>I headed down to the Castro, and enjoyed the shopping and many friendly dykes. I walked past the Mission Dolorosa, thus beginning my California mission adventure. After that, I found my way to Valencia, looking for <a href=\"http:\/\/www.826valencia.org\/store\/\" target=\"outthere\">Dave Egger&#8217;s shop<\/a>, because if there&#8217;s one thing I love, it&#8217;s pirates. Ahoy!<\/p>\n<p align=\"center\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/queenofsubtle.com\/rt\/photos\/826valencia.jpg\" alt=\"\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/> <img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/queenofsubtle.com\/rt\/photos\/pirate.jpg\" alt=\"\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Visiting 826 Valencia was a pilgrimage of sorts. I snickered my way around the pirate store, and bought a tshirt and a signed copy of <em>You Shall Know Our Velocity<\/em>, which Amazon had still failed to make magically appear in my mailbox.<\/p>\n<p>I walked up to the Mission and was unimpressed. It was dirty and there were prostitutes everywhere; maybe I was in the wrong place? I headed up Mission, looking for a street I recognized. I found Gough and followed that. I crossed Market, then noticed <a href=\"http:\/\/www.flaxart.com\/\" target=\"outthere\">Flax Art and Design<\/a> on the corner behind me, so I went back. On the way out, I took Gough Street again, then all of a sudden it was Olivia, then Haight, and I was lost. I knew I was tired because I couldn&#8217;t read the map anymore. I finally stopped into a coffeeshop and asked the guy behind the counter how to get back to Gough. He pointed me in one direction, then thought for a minute and pointed me in another. I felt a little relieved knowing that even someone who lived there was sometimes confused about directions.<\/p>\n<p>I found Gough again, and was less than thrilled to encounter a giant hill a few blocks up the street. By the time I had dragged my ass back to Jay&#8217;s, I knew I was done walking for a while. I laid down and took a nap.<\/p>\n<p>That night, we went to <a href=\"http:\/\/www.millenniumrestaurant.com\/\" target=\"outthere\">Millennium<\/a> for dinner. I had bbq tempeh and polenta. The food was incredible. Afterwards, I went to bed exhausted again. 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