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Getting up for a 9:00 bus ride in Jamaica is cruel and unusual. We hadn’t seen 9am the whole time we were there.<\/p>\n

We finished packing, rolled our bags down to the office to check out, and waited for the shuttle. Surprisingly, it was right on time.<\/p>\n

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We made a couple stops at other resorts in Negril to pick people up, then were on our way to Montego Bay. We spend the time staring out the window, feeling slightly hungover. My cheese bun totally helped, though!<\/p>\n

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As on the way down, we saw a ton of little goats hanging out near houses that we passed. The novelty of the goats wore off very quickly, since the guy in front of us insisted on making goat noises at every single one we passed. It was funny three times, and really dumb the other hundred times.<\/p>\n

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On the way back to the airport, you don’t stop at the halfway point to use the bathroom and be hit up for weed. I guess that makes sense. I didn’t really even want a Red Stripe; it was way too early.<\/p>\n

We arrived at the airport in Montego Bay around 10:30. There were long lines at check-in because people couldn’t figure out how to use the machines (they were the same as at home). Then there were even longer lines at immigration and security. We had plenty of time to kill, though.<\/p>\n

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The king and queen of Spain had just been there the previous day, dedicating a new portion of the airport. I wanted to take a photo of the sign, but we were too close to immigration for me to be comfortable with that. We spent most of the time eyeing people’s fashion. It was pretty spectacular people-watching.<\/p>\n

Once we got through security, we made a bee-line for the duty-free store (I’d read several places that the shops there were cheapest, which made things very easy). We bought a couple bottles of Wray & Nephew overproof rum, some fancy Appleton, and a couple things for the folks back home. We then picked up some food at a shop (Matt got his last patty, sigh), and made a stop at the to-go counter at Margaritaville. Drinks in hand, we found chairs and had lunch.<\/p>\n

Our flight was on time and everything! We boarded, and Matt ended up next to one of the moms we’d been ogling in the security line. She proceeded to get extremely drunk on white wine. It was pretty funny.<\/p>\n

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\nleaving montego bay<\/em><\/p>\n

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\nthat’s cuba! CUBA!<\/em><\/p>\n

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\nmiami beach (the cruise ship harbors are on the left)<\/em><\/p>\n

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\nmatt’s rock bun<\/em><\/p>\n

The flight was pretty uneventful, involving a lot of dozing and snickering at SkyMall.<\/p>\n

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\nreturning to this is always hard.<\/em><\/p>\n

We landed right on time in Minneapolis, and made it through customs without hassle (I’m always extremely paranoid about that). While waiting for Wendy to pick us up, I rolled down my convertible pants and switched from flipflops to regular shoes. Once that happens, you know vacation is over.<\/p>\n

Dear Jamaica: we’ll be back. Count on it.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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