{"id":995,"date":"2008-12-12T11:16:15","date_gmt":"2008-12-12T17:16:15","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/queenofsubtle.com\/cm\/?p=995"},"modified":"2008-12-12T11:16:53","modified_gmt":"2008-12-12T17:16:53","slug":"straight-up-now-tell-me","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/queenofsubtle.com\/cm\/?p=995","title":{"rendered":"straight up now tell me"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Yesterday, Mikey had to quit bowling because he&#8217;s too busy at work. This was far sadder than any bowling-related news should be. We celebrated his memory with Paula Abdul (it&#8217;s a long story) and a less-than-stellar performance last night. My handicap series record is still intact, though, with one more week to go!<\/p>\n<p>Tonight we&#8217;re putting on our fancypants (which for the ladies means <em>NO PANTS AT ALL<\/em>) and going to dinner and cocktails. The only time I ever have to paint my toenails in the winter is to go to the tropics, so this is a big deal. We&#8217;re having dinner at Barrio, then have to find some kind of entertainment afterwards that involves:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>a relatively chill environment<\/li>\n<li>cockails (this won&#8217;t be a problem)<\/li>\n<li>the potential for dancing<\/li>\n<li>a location very near Barrio, re: the cold and wearing not many clothes.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>I will report back on our success.<\/p>\n<p>Happy birthday to Jon!!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Yesterday, Mikey had to quit bowling because he&#8217;s too busy at work. This was far sadder than any bowling-related news should be. We celebrated his memory with Paula Abdul (it&#8217;s a long story) and a less-than-stellar performance last night. My handicap series record is still intact, though, with one more week to go! Tonight we&#8217;re &#8230;<a class=\"post-readmore\" href=\"http:\/\/queenofsubtle.com\/cm\/?p=995\">read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_is_tweetstorm":false,"jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false}}},"categories":[10,25],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-995","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-dancing","category-minneapolis"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/po9qt-g3","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/queenofsubtle.com\/cm\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/995","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/queenofsubtle.com\/cm\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/queenofsubtle.com\/cm\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/queenofsubtle.com\/cm\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/queenofsubtle.com\/cm\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=995"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/queenofsubtle.com\/cm\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/995\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/queenofsubtle.com\/cm\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=995"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/queenofsubtle.com\/cm\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=995"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/queenofsubtle.com\/cm\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=995"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}